They are rich but still nice.
They are nice because they are rich.
PARASITE ❖ GISAENGCHUNG
2019 | dir. Bong Joon-ho
“Read it.“
”’Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs offer their compliments to Professor Snape and—’“
“Go on.“
”’And request that he keeps his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business.’“
"Why, you insolent little—”
“Professor!”
HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN (2004) dir. Alfonso Cuarón
screwtheprinceimtakingthehorse:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lgbtq-german-actors-come-out
Nearly 200 German actors just came out via a manifesto in the Süddeutsche Zeitung, asserting their own queerness and making a big, concerted push for better representation in German media.
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
2017: dumb bitch
2018: sad bitch
2019: bad bitch
people i make myself look good for:
- myself
- gay women
- my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room
- drunk girls in bathrooms
- freddie mercury who’s watching over us
- Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him
any spanish speaker: cojer
méxico and argentina:
méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)
argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)
méxico:
(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)
méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.
argentina:
(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)
spanish woman: hi, my name is concha
argentina:
(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)
mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!
arg:
(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)
spanish speaker: h-
argentina: thats pussy, babe!!
